The Journal
Chapter 32.
July 13, 5:09pm, 2003
So Tony invited me over to help him babysit his neighbors kids. He says he needs help because they are real trouble makers. How hard could 2 little kids be?
I watched in horror as the 7 year old tipped over the chair and started dancing on top of it, also singing at the top of her lungs. I was very wrong on how easy I thought it was going to be.
The 7 year old who was dancing on top of the chair was named Katherine, and she was a little bitch that one.
And then there was 4 year old Seth. He was one of the most adorable little boys I've ever seen, but don't let him fool you. He was a little devil.
"Seth! Come back here!"
"Never!" I watched in amusement as Tony chased the little shirtless boy around the living room. That's something I forgot to mention. He has a habit of just stripping his clothes off. Not pleasant. At least it wasn't happening to me, so I'm not going to complain watching the turtle having to run around flustered trying to catch a demon child.
"Bonnie! You could at least try help!" Tony glared at me, finally picking Seth up and holding him tightly as he squirmed around and kicked.
"Well, what do I do?" I asked, completely unsure on what to do. I was an only child and I have never met any of my younger cousins, so I have had no experience with children whatsoever.
"We have to try put him to bed. I don't know how to do that," Tony answered, looking down at Seth like he was some kind of science project under inspection.
"Well neither do I!" I turned towards Katherine, who was still dancing. How much energy can fit in such a little body?! "Oi you! Katherine!" She stopped dancing and looked at me with a glare.
"It's Kat. I hate my full name,"
"Yeah, whatever. How do you put that thing to bed?" I pointed at Seth, who was trying to lean down and bite Tony's hand.
"Why should I tell you?"
"Because Tony and I are the adults here and are in charge, so you have to listen to us. And if you don't, I'll just take you to bed early," I shrugged. Katherine just glared even harder, but she knew I was going to win this.
"You have to read him a bedtime story,"
"That's it?" I asked in surprise. I honestly thought it would take more than that.
"Pretty much,"
"Fine," I turned to Tony. "I'll put him into bed. Katherine likes you more than me,"
"It's because you're bossy!"
"Oh quit with the attitude!" I snapped at her. She has been a little bitch to me all night. I reached for Seth and quickly took hold of him while he squirmed even more.
"What one is your bedroom, Seth?" I asked when we reached the hallway. There was about 5 doors, and all of them were closed.
"That one!" He pointed at the second door on the right, and when I opened it, it turned out to be the bathroom.
"Really?" I groaned in frustration while he laughed. He started moving so much that I could hardly hold him, so I turned him around and he wrapped his legs around my waist and his his arms around my neck while putting his head on my shoulder. Was he... hugging me?
"Where's your room little guy?"
"One at end," he simply answered. I opened the door and was greeted with hundreds of glow in the dark stars.
I didn't know what to do, so I kind of just tossed him on the bed and let him put himself under the covers. I turned on his lava lamp and went over to the bookshelf, looking at the many books.
"What book do you want to read?" I asked.
"The Ugly Duckling!" I grabbed it and sat at the end of the bed.
"No!" he protested, his green eyes shining.
"What?"
"Sit next to me!" I hesitantly did what he had asked and opened the book and began to read.
"It was a glorious day out in the country..."
I had only read a few pages before Seth fell asleep. I looked down at him and pushed the dark curls away from his face, his mouth in a small o' shape as he lightly snored.
How can something so cute be so bad behaved?
I walked out of his room and shut the door behind me before heading to the living room. Katherine was sat on the couch eating popcorn and watching TV.
"You're not allowed popcorn this late!" I snatched the bowl out of her hands and stood in front of her.
"Give it back!" She tried to reach for it, but I held it up higher.
"No! You're not allowed it! Where's Tony?"
"I may of locked him in the closet," she smirked. My eyes widened.
"You locked him in the closet?!" I quickly ran over to it and opened the door, finding Tony's mouth duct taped and his wrists tied together with pink fluffy handcuffs. I am so hoping they are children's play ones... I went over to him and ripped the tape off his mouth, him immediately screaming. I quickly covered his mouth with my hand.
"Shut up! Devil number 2 is finally asleep! You wanna wake him up?!" I hissed. He quickly shook his head and I removed my hand, removing both of us from the closet in case Devil number 1 decides to close us both in.
"How on earth did she manage this?!" I demanded.
"I don't fucking know! Please just take my hands out of the handcuffs!" I frowned at his words and pushed the little button that he couldn't reach.
"No need for that language. Just trying to help,"
"We need to get her in bed. I am not dealing with her any longer," I agreed and helped Tony stand up before we both went into the kitchen where Katherine was sitting on the counter eating the leftover tacos Tony made us for dinner.
"You're evil," Tony glared at her.
"It's not my fault," she shrugged with a smirk.
"How is it not your fault?! You locked him in the closet and cuffed him!"
"He told me I wasn't allowed popcorn!"
"Just... just go to bed," I sighed.
"No,"
"Go to bed now Katherine. I mean it,"
"It's Kat! How many times do I have to tell you?"
"How many times do I have to tell you to go to bed?" I countered.
"A lot!" This girl and her attitude, I swear...
"Go to bed before I call your Dad!" Tony threatened, picking up his phone. Katherine looked a little frightened, but kept on her brave face.
"Do it then. I don't care," She folded her arms and stuck her chin up.
"Alright then," Tony started going through his contacts before he pretended to dial and put the phone to his ear. "It's ringing,"
"No it's not," Katherine scoffed.
"Dave! Hey! I have your daughter here -"
"I'm going to bed, I'm going to bed! Don't tell Dad I've been naughty!" She quickly jumped off the counter and ran to her room, supposedly.
"Well, that worked," Tony said, looking at me and putting his phone away.
"That it did. Let's go watch TV," I linked my arms through his and left the kitchen, sitting on the couch.
"I am never having kids," Tony laughed, looking at the mess around the living room. Seth's pyjama shirt was covering the TV screen, a pillow was ripped from Seth eating it, a chair was upside down, the couch cushions were all over the floor and so was Katherine's taco.
"Me neither," I agreed. "How much do you get paid for this?"
"Definitely not enough."
Buzz Buzz
What the fuck was that?
Buzz Buzz
My head was vibrating. Oh.
"Babe, scoochy scoochy. I need to get my phone out my pocket,"
"Did you really just say scoochy scoochy?" I laughed in disbelief, lifting my head from Tony's lap for a few seconds so he could get out his phone out before laying back down again.
"Ooh, it's your boyfriend!" he wiggled his eyebrows at me.
"Shut up and answer," I rolled my eyes.
"Oli! Hey man!" Tony put it on speaker.
"Hey! Do you know why Bonnie's not picking up her phone?"
"Sorry! My phone is dead!" I said.
"That's alright then. So what are you guys up too?"
"Bonnie just finished giving me a blowjob,"
"Tony!" I gasped, slapping his arm.
"That's awesome, mate. Is she any good?" Oh, so Oli's playing around too now?
"Tony's bigger,"I blurted out. Tony started laughing and Oli was silent.
"Is that so?" he finally said.
"Yeah," I laughed.
"I'll guess I'll have to show you later and then you can compare,"
"Oh god no! Not while I'm in the room, please!" Tony scrunched up his nose in disgust.
"Don't worry Tone! You can join too. The more the merrier!"
"That's much better. I just needed the invitation," Tony smirked.
"Why am I even in this conversation," I muttered.
"Because you love us the most, obviously,"
"Nope. Vic and Hime are my favourites!" I laughed.
"You're such a bitch," Tony lightly slapped my head.
"So how was babysitting?"
"Those children are Satan's doing!" I said.
"Especially the girl Kathrine! Holy shit!" Tony agreed.
"They can't be that bad,"
"Oh you are so wrong, my friend,"
"They're just kids! How bad could they be?"
"Katherine duct taped Tony's mouth, handcuffed his hands together and locked him in the closet!"
"How on earth did a little girl manage that?! Tony, I'm sorry dude, but that's weak," Oli laughed.
"Oh shut up! How about you join next time and see how hard it is?!" Tony snapped.
"Sure! I love kids!"
"You won't love these ones," I mumbled.
"Whatever," Oli chuckled. "Well, I have to go. I'll see you guys soon. Don't have too much sex without me!"
"Bye Oli!" We hung up and I snuggled into Tony's lap. I felt like a cat.
"Well, that was an interesting phone call."
July 20, 6:42pm, 2003
PIZZA PARTY!
"Do you know where Matt and Alan are?" I asked Kellin, poking his cheek.
"No," he answered with a frown.
"They should've been here 20 minutes ago," Austin sighed, looking at the clock.
"Can we please play Hide n' Seek now?" Jaime whined impatiently.
"No Jaime. After pizza," Kellin pet his hair. I sat down next to Vic and put my head on his shoulder. He kissed the top of my head and put his hand on my knee.
"GUYS!" The ginger princess Alan ran into the room excitedly, a hyper Matt and a strange blonde girl behind him. She looked terrified.
"Who's this?" Stella pointed at the girl.
"Where's Oli?!" Alan demanded, looking underneath the table and completely ignoring Stella's question.
"Not under there, that's for sure," Oli raised an eyebrow, walking into the room.
"OLI! WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!" Alan and Matt pointed at the scared looking girl.
"Now who the hell is that?" Oli shook his head.
"It's Angelina! We found her for you!" Matt stated proudly. All on cue, we face palmed.
"That is not Angelina!" Oli said.
"Oh... You lied to us!" Alan sassed the poor girl.
"I did not lie to you! You asked what my name was and when I said Angelina you grabbed me and dragged me here!"
"You can't just kidnap girls, guys! You could get in serious trouble!" Vic walked up to Angelina. "I am terribly sorry. You can leave now,"
Angelina looked Vic up and down, obviously enjoying the view.
"Walk me out?" I knew Vic didn't want too, but he was much to polite to say no.
"I think she likes what she sees," Mike commented, lighting up another cigarette. I wonder how many times he smokes a day?
About 5 minutes passed and Vic walked back in with a disgusted look on his face and lipstick smeared on his lips and chin.
"She gave me her number... And then forced herself on me before running away and telling me to call her... She doesn't even know my name," We all laughed and teased him.
"Did Viccy get himself a girlyfriend?" Austin wiggled his eyebrows up and down.
"Nah, I think 2 Angelina's is a little much." Vic chuckled. Oli, Tony, Jaime and I glanced at each other.
They're going to find out that Angelina is not real soon enough, I hope. They deserve to know, but I didn't think Oli wanted that. I wasn't going to force him into anything.
I was lying to Vic again. Keeping secrets from him again. And he was going to be mad at me... Again.
So Tony invited me over to help him babysit his neighbors kids. He says he needs help because they are real trouble makers. How hard could 2 little kids be?
I watched in horror as the 7 year old tipped over the chair and started dancing on top of it, also singing at the top of her lungs. I was very wrong on how easy I thought it was going to be.
The 7 year old who was dancing on top of the chair was named Katherine, and she was a little bitch that one.
And then there was 4 year old Seth. He was one of the most adorable little boys I've ever seen, but don't let him fool you. He was a little devil.
"Seth! Come back here!"
"Never!" I watched in amusement as Tony chased the little shirtless boy around the living room. That's something I forgot to mention. He has a habit of just stripping his clothes off. Not pleasant. At least it wasn't happening to me, so I'm not going to complain watching the turtle having to run around flustered trying to catch a demon child.
"Bonnie! You could at least try help!" Tony glared at me, finally picking Seth up and holding him tightly as he squirmed around and kicked.
"Well, what do I do?" I asked, completely unsure on what to do. I was an only child and I have never met any of my younger cousins, so I have had no experience with children whatsoever.
"We have to try put him to bed. I don't know how to do that," Tony answered, looking down at Seth like he was some kind of science project under inspection.
"Well neither do I!" I turned towards Katherine, who was still dancing. How much energy can fit in such a little body?! "Oi you! Katherine!" She stopped dancing and looked at me with a glare.
"It's Kat. I hate my full name,"
"Yeah, whatever. How do you put that thing to bed?" I pointed at Seth, who was trying to lean down and bite Tony's hand.
"Why should I tell you?"
"Because Tony and I are the adults here and are in charge, so you have to listen to us. And if you don't, I'll just take you to bed early," I shrugged. Katherine just glared even harder, but she knew I was going to win this.
"You have to read him a bedtime story,"
"That's it?" I asked in surprise. I honestly thought it would take more than that.
"Pretty much,"
"Fine," I turned to Tony. "I'll put him into bed. Katherine likes you more than me,"
"It's because you're bossy!"
"Oh quit with the attitude!" I snapped at her. She has been a little bitch to me all night. I reached for Seth and quickly took hold of him while he squirmed even more.
"What one is your bedroom, Seth?" I asked when we reached the hallway. There was about 5 doors, and all of them were closed.
"That one!" He pointed at the second door on the right, and when I opened it, it turned out to be the bathroom.
"Really?" I groaned in frustration while he laughed. He started moving so much that I could hardly hold him, so I turned him around and he wrapped his legs around my waist and his his arms around my neck while putting his head on my shoulder. Was he... hugging me?
"Where's your room little guy?"
"One at end," he simply answered. I opened the door and was greeted with hundreds of glow in the dark stars.
I didn't know what to do, so I kind of just tossed him on the bed and let him put himself under the covers. I turned on his lava lamp and went over to the bookshelf, looking at the many books.
"What book do you want to read?" I asked.
"The Ugly Duckling!" I grabbed it and sat at the end of the bed.
"No!" he protested, his green eyes shining.
"What?"
"Sit next to me!" I hesitantly did what he had asked and opened the book and began to read.
"It was a glorious day out in the country..."
I had only read a few pages before Seth fell asleep. I looked down at him and pushed the dark curls away from his face, his mouth in a small o' shape as he lightly snored.
How can something so cute be so bad behaved?
I walked out of his room and shut the door behind me before heading to the living room. Katherine was sat on the couch eating popcorn and watching TV.
"You're not allowed popcorn this late!" I snatched the bowl out of her hands and stood in front of her.
"Give it back!" She tried to reach for it, but I held it up higher.
"No! You're not allowed it! Where's Tony?"
"I may of locked him in the closet," she smirked. My eyes widened.
"You locked him in the closet?!" I quickly ran over to it and opened the door, finding Tony's mouth duct taped and his wrists tied together with pink fluffy handcuffs. I am so hoping they are children's play ones... I went over to him and ripped the tape off his mouth, him immediately screaming. I quickly covered his mouth with my hand.
"Shut up! Devil number 2 is finally asleep! You wanna wake him up?!" I hissed. He quickly shook his head and I removed my hand, removing both of us from the closet in case Devil number 1 decides to close us both in.
"How on earth did she manage this?!" I demanded.
"I don't fucking know! Please just take my hands out of the handcuffs!" I frowned at his words and pushed the little button that he couldn't reach.
"No need for that language. Just trying to help,"
"We need to get her in bed. I am not dealing with her any longer," I agreed and helped Tony stand up before we both went into the kitchen where Katherine was sitting on the counter eating the leftover tacos Tony made us for dinner.
"You're evil," Tony glared at her.
"It's not my fault," she shrugged with a smirk.
"How is it not your fault?! You locked him in the closet and cuffed him!"
"He told me I wasn't allowed popcorn!"
"Just... just go to bed," I sighed.
"No,"
"Go to bed now Katherine. I mean it,"
"It's Kat! How many times do I have to tell you?"
"How many times do I have to tell you to go to bed?" I countered.
"A lot!" This girl and her attitude, I swear...
"Go to bed before I call your Dad!" Tony threatened, picking up his phone. Katherine looked a little frightened, but kept on her brave face.
"Do it then. I don't care," She folded her arms and stuck her chin up.
"Alright then," Tony started going through his contacts before he pretended to dial and put the phone to his ear. "It's ringing,"
"No it's not," Katherine scoffed.
"Dave! Hey! I have your daughter here -"
"I'm going to bed, I'm going to bed! Don't tell Dad I've been naughty!" She quickly jumped off the counter and ran to her room, supposedly.
"Well, that worked," Tony said, looking at me and putting his phone away.
"That it did. Let's go watch TV," I linked my arms through his and left the kitchen, sitting on the couch.
"I am never having kids," Tony laughed, looking at the mess around the living room. Seth's pyjama shirt was covering the TV screen, a pillow was ripped from Seth eating it, a chair was upside down, the couch cushions were all over the floor and so was Katherine's taco.
"Me neither," I agreed. "How much do you get paid for this?"
"Definitely not enough."
Buzz Buzz
What the fuck was that?
Buzz Buzz
My head was vibrating. Oh.
"Babe, scoochy scoochy. I need to get my phone out my pocket,"
"Did you really just say scoochy scoochy?" I laughed in disbelief, lifting my head from Tony's lap for a few seconds so he could get out his phone out before laying back down again.
"Ooh, it's your boyfriend!" he wiggled his eyebrows at me.
"Shut up and answer," I rolled my eyes.
"Oli! Hey man!" Tony put it on speaker.
"Hey! Do you know why Bonnie's not picking up her phone?"
"Sorry! My phone is dead!" I said.
"That's alright then. So what are you guys up too?"
"Bonnie just finished giving me a blowjob,"
"Tony!" I gasped, slapping his arm.
"That's awesome, mate. Is she any good?" Oh, so Oli's playing around too now?
"Tony's bigger,"I blurted out. Tony started laughing and Oli was silent.
"Is that so?" he finally said.
"Yeah," I laughed.
"I'll guess I'll have to show you later and then you can compare,"
"Oh god no! Not while I'm in the room, please!" Tony scrunched up his nose in disgust.
"Don't worry Tone! You can join too. The more the merrier!"
"That's much better. I just needed the invitation," Tony smirked.
"Why am I even in this conversation," I muttered.
"Because you love us the most, obviously,"
"Nope. Vic and Hime are my favourites!" I laughed.
"You're such a bitch," Tony lightly slapped my head.
"So how was babysitting?"
"Those children are Satan's doing!" I said.
"Especially the girl Kathrine! Holy shit!" Tony agreed.
"They can't be that bad,"
"Oh you are so wrong, my friend,"
"They're just kids! How bad could they be?"
"Katherine duct taped Tony's mouth, handcuffed his hands together and locked him in the closet!"
"How on earth did a little girl manage that?! Tony, I'm sorry dude, but that's weak," Oli laughed.
"Oh shut up! How about you join next time and see how hard it is?!" Tony snapped.
"Sure! I love kids!"
"You won't love these ones," I mumbled.
"Whatever," Oli chuckled. "Well, I have to go. I'll see you guys soon. Don't have too much sex without me!"
"Bye Oli!" We hung up and I snuggled into Tony's lap. I felt like a cat.
"Well, that was an interesting phone call."
July 20, 6:42pm, 2003
PIZZA PARTY!
"Do you know where Matt and Alan are?" I asked Kellin, poking his cheek.
"No," he answered with a frown.
"They should've been here 20 minutes ago," Austin sighed, looking at the clock.
"Can we please play Hide n' Seek now?" Jaime whined impatiently.
"No Jaime. After pizza," Kellin pet his hair. I sat down next to Vic and put my head on his shoulder. He kissed the top of my head and put his hand on my knee.
"GUYS!" The ginger princess Alan ran into the room excitedly, a hyper Matt and a strange blonde girl behind him. She looked terrified.
"Who's this?" Stella pointed at the girl.
"Where's Oli?!" Alan demanded, looking underneath the table and completely ignoring Stella's question.
"Not under there, that's for sure," Oli raised an eyebrow, walking into the room.
"OLI! WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!" Alan and Matt pointed at the scared looking girl.
"Now who the hell is that?" Oli shook his head.
"It's Angelina! We found her for you!" Matt stated proudly. All on cue, we face palmed.
"That is not Angelina!" Oli said.
"Oh... You lied to us!" Alan sassed the poor girl.
"I did not lie to you! You asked what my name was and when I said Angelina you grabbed me and dragged me here!"
"You can't just kidnap girls, guys! You could get in serious trouble!" Vic walked up to Angelina. "I am terribly sorry. You can leave now,"
Angelina looked Vic up and down, obviously enjoying the view.
"Walk me out?" I knew Vic didn't want too, but he was much to polite to say no.
"I think she likes what she sees," Mike commented, lighting up another cigarette. I wonder how many times he smokes a day?
About 5 minutes passed and Vic walked back in with a disgusted look on his face and lipstick smeared on his lips and chin.
"She gave me her number... And then forced herself on me before running away and telling me to call her... She doesn't even know my name," We all laughed and teased him.
"Did Viccy get himself a girlyfriend?" Austin wiggled his eyebrows up and down.
"Nah, I think 2 Angelina's is a little much." Vic chuckled. Oli, Tony, Jaime and I glanced at each other.
They're going to find out that Angelina is not real soon enough, I hope. They deserve to know, but I didn't think Oli wanted that. I wasn't going to force him into anything.
I was lying to Vic again. Keeping secrets from him again. And he was going to be mad at me... Again.
this is really good. Im in the middle of class and about to burst out laughing
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