I leaned back on the grass and frowned. It was wet. I sat up and shuffled over so I could put my head on Alan's stomach. He smiled and flicked me in the side of my head. "Yo man, what the fuck!" I exclaimed in my 'ghetto voice'.
"Don't start now!" Alan yelled back.
"Hush," I ordered.
"Nah bro, look at this motherfucker," Alan said. Alan pointed to across the path, on the opposite side of the grass. I saw Mike walking and grinned. Alan smiled at my reaction as Mike stopped walking to check his phone.
"Wastey! Wastey!" I yelled, making people stare. Mike looked around and put his head down. "Yo bro! Don't ignore me, Whiskey!" I called. I saw Mike look around for the shouting. He frowned, obviously confused. I took my shoe off and threw it at him. It hit off his leg and he looked at me. I smiled widely and he laughed. He picked up my shoe and threw it back.
"Hey babe," Mike smiled.
"You hear that, Kay'. Don't take that shit," Alan said.
"I ain't taking that shit. I ain't his hoe," I said back.
"Oh, you're in one of those moods," he nodded. Mike sat down and kissed me. As he pulled away I took his hat. I put it on and tweaked the peak.
"Now she's street init," Alan said.
"She doesn't look it," Mike muttered. I playfully glared and hit him lightly. He took my hand and bent it back. I kicked him in the ribs and he chuckled.
"I'm too fly for you," I said smoothly.
"Sure," Mike rolled his eyes.
"Don't you see my girl's got swag," Alan told Mike.
"I got so much swag,"
"I've got more," he grinned. "You know I'm the Swag Daddy,"
"Maybe that's why we got together. We've both got way too much swag," I said softly, talking normally. Mike leaned closer to me and I kissed him. I sat up and wrapped my arms around his neck. He kissed me deeply and I bit down onto his lip, making him moan.
"Okay, this is all happening on my chest!" Alan exclaimed. I laughed and shifted away from him. "Plus now I have weird mental images of you two having sex and Kay' screaming out Swag Daddy during climax," Alan added.
"Oh my god! Shut up, 'Al!" I half laughed. "Besides, you had dry sex with your ex on my bed, while I was in it,"
"I thought you were asleep," he tried.
"That doesn't help, dude," Mike told him. Alan looked at his phone and answered it. He got up and spoke for a few minutes. When he hung up I raised my eyebrows at him.
"I'm late for a meet and greet," he rolled his eyes.
"How late?"
"Well, half an hour. But the fans don't mind, they've been shouting for me to come out because they think I'm hiding," he shrugged.
"You need a pager," I told him.
"I'm too fly for that," Alan replied.
"I get you," I replied back. Then Alan touched his fist with mine. I laughed as he walked away. I turned to Mike as he lay back on the grass. I put my head in his lap and he started to mess with the cap that was still on my head.
"Someone proposed to his girlfriend today," Mike told me.
"Really? Who?"
"One of the smaller bands. The bass player, Matt. She was at side stage and he played her favourite song, pulled her out and asked her,"
"That's so sweet," I said, my voice slightly high.
"Yeah,"
"She said yes, right?"
"Yeah, she did," he laughed.
"How long have they been together?"
"A year,"
"Wow, same as us," I muttered.
"What would you do if I asked you?"
"Am I allowed to check if you're drunk or high before I speak?" I teased.
"Sure," he grinned.
"I would say why not. It's not like I don't love you,"
"I love you too," he told me.
"But your fans would be devastated. Not only have they lost Mike, but Whiskey Hands!" I mock gasped.
"Shut up," he smiled lightly.
"Just saying that I'm not yearning to get married. I don't hide bridal magazines in my tampon draw,"
"Who does that?" he questioned.
"Jess," I grinned.
"Really?"
"You didn't hear it from me," I shrugged.
"Our wedding would be fucking awesome though,"
"No one would actually remember if we were married or not because everyone got so wasted," I added.
"Let's do it in Vegas,"
"Let's only invite our friends from all the bands. Then they could make background music for each key moment of the day,"
"It'd be like a movie,"
"I love you," I told him softly.
"I love you too, Kay'. I mean it," he replied warmly.
"I hope so," I said and kissed his lips.

Notes

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