The Twisted
The Tour
I tried to drag my bags to the front door. I heard Mike laugh at me and turned to glare. He leant up against the door way looking amused. I stood up and put my hands on my hips. "What?" I snapped.
"Nothing," he shrugged. "You just look like you could use some help,"
"Don't offer then,"
"Fine, Kayleigh would you like some help?" he asked dryly.
"No I don't!" I exclaimed. Then I heard a horn beep from outside. I opened the door and saw the tour bus waiting. I started waving and the door opened. Tony got out and smiled at me.
"Hi Kay'!" Tony called.
"Could you help me?!" I called to him. He grabbed Jaime and they walked towards me.
"What's up?" Jaime asked.
"Mike won't carry my bags to the bus," I said smoothly.
"Don't fucking lie. She's just being all moody and grumpy and pregnant," Mike told them and walked to the bus with his bag.
"Are you calling me fat?!" I called after him. I turned to look at Jaime and Tony urgently. "Am I fat?"
"No," Tony shook his head.
"I mean I bet being pregnant is great. Even if you get fat no one cares, and your face goes all healthy and your boobs get bigger. And boobs are great," Jaime rushed.
"Jaime, are you staring at my boobs?"
"No, I just mean you don't need to put any effort in when you're pregnant," he added.
"Jaime," Tony warned him.
"But you can put effort in. It'll just look like you're putting too much in," Jaime said. "Oh jeez," he muttered.
"Go dig yourself a hole," I said as I turned to lock the door. We started walking back to the bus. I got inside and grinned. I saw Abby on the sofa and she got up to hug me. I wrapped my arms around her and we started to move from side to side.
"You look great, Kay'. Not even pregnant," Abby told me.
"Thanks," I beamed.
"Why didn't I just say that?" Jaime groaned. I pulled away from Abby and went to hug Jaime and Tony. Then I looked for Vic.
"Where's Vic?" I asked.
"He's in the back lounge. With his girlfriend," Tony informed me.
"Why?" I asked stupidly.
"She won't leave him alone, Kay'," Abby told me.
"It's kind of going to piss me off," Jaime added.
"I'll go and say hi," I shrugged. As I walked I felt the bus move. I went to the back lounge and opened the door. Vic looked up and smiled widely when he saw me.
"When did you get on, Kay'?" Vic asked. He got up and hurried over to me. I wrapped my arms around him and he hugged me tightly to him.
"Just," I laughed when he released me. "I know your baby brother would like you to come and say hi,"
"I'm coming," he told me. "You coming to say hi to everyone?" Vic asked Ellie.
"No, I'll stay here," she shrugged. "Oh hey, Kayleigh," she added.
"What's up with that?" I asked when we walked through bunks.
"She's just pissed off that her bunk is so small,"
"Regretting coming already?" I laughed.
"I wouldn't say that,"
"Your fault for asking her,"
"Hmm . . ." Vic muttered.
"Wait till we stop at the first venue and she meets the boys," I mocked.
"Victor!" Mike called. Vic went to him and they hugged. I smiled to myself as I watched them.
"Is this turning you on?" Jaime asked in my ear.
"What?" I laughed.
"It might just be me, but I am so turned on right now," Jaime said seriously.
"Oh me too. I'm gagging for it," I smirked.
"Girl after my own heart," he said and wrapped his arm around my shoulder. Mike sat down and I went over to him. I collapsed next to him and leant up against him.
"Mike?" I asked smoothly.
"What?" he asked flatly.
"Wastey?"
"What do you want?"
"Whiskey, baby?"
"Fucking hell. What?"
"Can I borrow your hat?" I asked hopefully.
"No," he replied quickly.
"Why?"
"I'm wearing it,"
"But I need it for when we get to venue and I see my homeboy,"
"No,"
"But that ones mine anyway,"
"It isn't," he laughed. "Vic was with me when I brought it," he defended.
"Look," I said and snatched it off of his head. I turned it inside out and showed Mike the label where it read 'This belongs to Kayleigh'.
"You wrote in my fucking snap back," Mike rushed.
"It's proof," I shrugged. I put it on my head and leant against Mike's chest. He wrapped his arm around me and sighed.
"You're such a bitch," he grinned.
"I'm your bitch," I replied smoothly.
"I know, babe," he grinned. I reached up and kissed him on the lips. When I pulled away I saw Ellie was in the front lounge with Vic watching us.
"She's weird," I whispered in Mike's ear.
"I know," he nodded.
"Now I'm scared to kiss you,"
"Now I'm scared to degrade you in front of my friends,"
"You don't degrade me," I laughed.
"Me calling you a bitch and slapping your ass isn't degrading?"
"You don't slap my ass," I thought.
"Well, I might start. I'm very sexually frustrated right now," he reminded me.
"Tough," I smirked and kissed him again.
When he arrived at the venue we stayed in the bus, having an hour until sound check. The driver told us we were parked up and Abby smiled across to me. "You know what that means?" Abby asked.
"Oh I do," I said happily.
"What?" Ellie asked. She seems to be in a better mood now.
"Just a certain Englishman who is on tour with us and we find very attractive," I giggled.
"Not this again," Mike rolled his eyes.
"Sorry, Abby and I are in love with Oli! What can I say?"
"Speaking of him," Vic said and someone knocked the door. Abby started laughing and I did the same. Mike rolled his eyes and got up to let him in. I watched as the Bring Me boys and the Of Mice boys followed in behind them. I stood up to hug them all and sat back down in between Oli and Vic.
"How you been?" Oli asked me.
"I'm okay," I shrugged.
"Don't think I said congratulations,"
"Thanks," I smiled.
"How's your girl back home?"
"Hannah's great," he beamed back.
"When you call her you need to come and get me. I haven't spoke to her since the wedding,"
"I will," Oli replied happily.
"By the way, are you wearing my shorts?" he asked seriously.
"I am," I laughed. I stood up and turned around so everyone could see the back of the Drop Dead shorts I was wearing. "I love your stuff,"
"I've got some stuff on the bus. You'll have to come round with Ab' later and check it out,"
"We're there!" Abby called.
"Yo!" Alan called to me. I looked at him with raised eyebrows. "Get over here!"
"What you want off me?!" I yelled back and went to sit in between Austin and Alan. "Hey Austin," I said, ignoring Alan.
"Hi Kay'. Al's been pining after his homegirl," Austin laughed.
"Now bitch be ignoring me," Alan huffed.
"Oh naah, don't be starting now," I warned.
"I ain't starting," Alan said.
"'Cus I got my boys here with me. I got my block. So don't be starting at my yard,"
"Your boys ain't gunna do nutin,"
"Boys!" I called. They all exchanged a look and shook their heads. "Come on, like we practiced," I begged. I herd them all sigh and they all stood up in unison and folded their arms threateningly. "This enough or do I need my ginger boy on the phone,"
"I'm backing down, I'm backing down," Alan rushed and started to laugh.
"Nothing," he shrugged. "You just look like you could use some help,"
"Don't offer then,"
"Fine, Kayleigh would you like some help?" he asked dryly.
"No I don't!" I exclaimed. Then I heard a horn beep from outside. I opened the door and saw the tour bus waiting. I started waving and the door opened. Tony got out and smiled at me.
"Hi Kay'!" Tony called.
"Could you help me?!" I called to him. He grabbed Jaime and they walked towards me.
"What's up?" Jaime asked.
"Mike won't carry my bags to the bus," I said smoothly.
"Don't fucking lie. She's just being all moody and grumpy and pregnant," Mike told them and walked to the bus with his bag.
"Are you calling me fat?!" I called after him. I turned to look at Jaime and Tony urgently. "Am I fat?"
"No," Tony shook his head.
"I mean I bet being pregnant is great. Even if you get fat no one cares, and your face goes all healthy and your boobs get bigger. And boobs are great," Jaime rushed.
"Jaime, are you staring at my boobs?"
"No, I just mean you don't need to put any effort in when you're pregnant," he added.
"Jaime," Tony warned him.
"But you can put effort in. It'll just look like you're putting too much in," Jaime said. "Oh jeez," he muttered.
"Go dig yourself a hole," I said as I turned to lock the door. We started walking back to the bus. I got inside and grinned. I saw Abby on the sofa and she got up to hug me. I wrapped my arms around her and we started to move from side to side.
"You look great, Kay'. Not even pregnant," Abby told me.
"Thanks," I beamed.
"Why didn't I just say that?" Jaime groaned. I pulled away from Abby and went to hug Jaime and Tony. Then I looked for Vic.
"Where's Vic?" I asked.
"He's in the back lounge. With his girlfriend," Tony informed me.
"Why?" I asked stupidly.
"She won't leave him alone, Kay'," Abby told me.
"It's kind of going to piss me off," Jaime added.
"I'll go and say hi," I shrugged. As I walked I felt the bus move. I went to the back lounge and opened the door. Vic looked up and smiled widely when he saw me.
"When did you get on, Kay'?" Vic asked. He got up and hurried over to me. I wrapped my arms around him and he hugged me tightly to him.
"Just," I laughed when he released me. "I know your baby brother would like you to come and say hi,"
"I'm coming," he told me. "You coming to say hi to everyone?" Vic asked Ellie.
"No, I'll stay here," she shrugged. "Oh hey, Kayleigh," she added.
"What's up with that?" I asked when we walked through bunks.
"She's just pissed off that her bunk is so small,"
"Regretting coming already?" I laughed.
"I wouldn't say that,"
"Your fault for asking her,"
"Hmm . . ." Vic muttered.
"Wait till we stop at the first venue and she meets the boys," I mocked.
"Victor!" Mike called. Vic went to him and they hugged. I smiled to myself as I watched them.
"Is this turning you on?" Jaime asked in my ear.
"What?" I laughed.
"It might just be me, but I am so turned on right now," Jaime said seriously.
"Oh me too. I'm gagging for it," I smirked.
"Girl after my own heart," he said and wrapped his arm around my shoulder. Mike sat down and I went over to him. I collapsed next to him and leant up against him.
"Mike?" I asked smoothly.
"What?" he asked flatly.
"Wastey?"
"What do you want?"
"Whiskey, baby?"
"Fucking hell. What?"
"Can I borrow your hat?" I asked hopefully.
"No," he replied quickly.
"Why?"
"I'm wearing it,"
"But I need it for when we get to venue and I see my homeboy,"
"No,"
"But that ones mine anyway,"
"It isn't," he laughed. "Vic was with me when I brought it," he defended.
"Look," I said and snatched it off of his head. I turned it inside out and showed Mike the label where it read 'This belongs to Kayleigh'.
"You wrote in my fucking snap back," Mike rushed.
"It's proof," I shrugged. I put it on my head and leant against Mike's chest. He wrapped his arm around me and sighed.
"You're such a bitch," he grinned.
"I'm your bitch," I replied smoothly.
"I know, babe," he grinned. I reached up and kissed him on the lips. When I pulled away I saw Ellie was in the front lounge with Vic watching us.
"She's weird," I whispered in Mike's ear.
"I know," he nodded.
"Now I'm scared to kiss you,"
"Now I'm scared to degrade you in front of my friends,"
"You don't degrade me," I laughed.
"Me calling you a bitch and slapping your ass isn't degrading?"
"You don't slap my ass," I thought.
"Well, I might start. I'm very sexually frustrated right now," he reminded me.
"Tough," I smirked and kissed him again.
When he arrived at the venue we stayed in the bus, having an hour until sound check. The driver told us we were parked up and Abby smiled across to me. "You know what that means?" Abby asked.
"Oh I do," I said happily.
"What?" Ellie asked. She seems to be in a better mood now.
"Just a certain Englishman who is on tour with us and we find very attractive," I giggled.
"Not this again," Mike rolled his eyes.
"Sorry, Abby and I are in love with Oli! What can I say?"
"Speaking of him," Vic said and someone knocked the door. Abby started laughing and I did the same. Mike rolled his eyes and got up to let him in. I watched as the Bring Me boys and the Of Mice boys followed in behind them. I stood up to hug them all and sat back down in between Oli and Vic.
"How you been?" Oli asked me.
"I'm okay," I shrugged.
"Don't think I said congratulations,"
"Thanks," I smiled.
"How's your girl back home?"
"Hannah's great," he beamed back.
"When you call her you need to come and get me. I haven't spoke to her since the wedding,"
"I will," Oli replied happily.
"By the way, are you wearing my shorts?" he asked seriously.
"I am," I laughed. I stood up and turned around so everyone could see the back of the Drop Dead shorts I was wearing. "I love your stuff,"
"I've got some stuff on the bus. You'll have to come round with Ab' later and check it out,"
"We're there!" Abby called.
"Yo!" Alan called to me. I looked at him with raised eyebrows. "Get over here!"
"What you want off me?!" I yelled back and went to sit in between Austin and Alan. "Hey Austin," I said, ignoring Alan.
"Hi Kay'. Al's been pining after his homegirl," Austin laughed.
"Now bitch be ignoring me," Alan huffed.
"Oh naah, don't be starting now," I warned.
"I ain't starting," Alan said.
"'Cus I got my boys here with me. I got my block. So don't be starting at my yard,"
"Your boys ain't gunna do nutin,"
"Boys!" I called. They all exchanged a look and shook their heads. "Come on, like we practiced," I begged. I herd them all sigh and they all stood up in unison and folded their arms threateningly. "This enough or do I need my ginger boy on the phone,"
"I'm backing down, I'm backing down," Alan rushed and started to laugh.
@Jokerdabae
It's no longer up! I had a block and only got one chapter in anyway. But One Hundred Sleepless Nights and Buiscuits, Senior Year and the Fuentes Family is something similar that you'll probably like, one is a Vic story, the other is a Mike one xx
9/5/16