Memoirs of a Lonely Writer: A Collection of One-Shots - Comments, page 4

Also his pornstar name is LexStronghorn NAILED IT

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ALLLLLEEEXXXX YESSS!!! HE'S ADORKABLE!

Awwwwweee it was alexxxxx

AWEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT WAS SOOOOOO CUTE AMD ER MER GERD ALL THESE ALAN FEELS!!!

OOOOHHHHHHHHH......THIS IS WHAT SLEEP DEPRIVATION DOES TO YOU!!! IT MIXES UP LYRICS IN YOUR HEAD!!

I WAS SINGING FALL OUT BOY XD

@I_Ship_KalanXD
I HAVE HONESTLY NO CLUE. I THINK IT'S A MIXTURE OF F.U.N'S WE ARE YOUNG AND SOMETHING ELSE.

WAIT WHAT SONG ARE YOU SINGING

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WE CAN'T GET ANY HIIIIIGGGGHHHHEEERRR

WE'RE ON FIRAAAAA

YESSS
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Cooooooooolll catttttssss

@I_Ship_KalanXD
Cool cats, right here, right now :3

I don't know anyone cooler than us B)

@I_Ship_KalanXD
Totally!

YUSHHHHHHH

@I_Ship_KalanXD
Hahaha oh yes, we are both totally awesome!

I KNOWWWW :)

@I_Ship_KalanXD
Awwww you're to sweet! :D

NO IM SERIOUS THATS NEVERRRRRR GONNA EVER HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU TOO COOL