I Dreamed of Angels Choking on Their Halos
My eyes flutter open and I stretch. “What time is it?” I wonder. I roll over and look at my alarm clock. 8:03 A.M. I groan. I did fall asleep at something like 3 P.M yesterday so… Well, at least I got enough sleep. That rarely ever happens with my insomnia.
I smile at the thought of scaring the living hell out of BMTH. You know, it works out so well that the band lives together. Very well indeed. I snicker menacingly. “What should I do? What should I do? Hm...” I grab my phone and call Johnnie. After the second ring, he answers.
“Mmm…hello?” His sleep filled voice says. I giggle.
“Hello Johnnie.”
“Who is this?” I mentally face palm.
“Kathandria. I know you just woke up but still Johnnie.” He doesn’t answer for about a minute. I suppose his sleep addled brain is having trouble processing what I’m saying.
“Oh! Hey Kat! What’s up? Why did you call?” I smile at the energy in his voice.
“Well, I was just wondering if you wanted to help me get back at Oli and get the band as well for how he embarrassed us the other day.”
“Yes. Yes, I would like that very much.” I can hear the smirk in his voice. YES!
“Perfect. Be here in ten if you can make it.”
“I can be there in five.”
“Good. We have much to talk about. I will enjoy this immensely.”
“I will as well. Farwell Kat. See you soon.”
“Farwell Johnnie. See you soon as well. Oh, when you arrive, be quiet please.” I smirk as I hang up. I creep out of my room and to Oli’s. I slowly push the door open, taking care not to allow it to creak. I push my head in and smile evilly. He’s still asleep. Damn, he snores like a fucking freight train. Jesus Christ! Aww, he looks kind of adorable when he’s sleeping. Like a gullible, unsuspecting child. Perfect.
I close the door gently. I check on the others. I know them. Not even Oli’s snoring can wake them up. They are all knocked out cold. Everyone but Oli did get hammered yesterday. I mean, damn. I didn’t know Matt K, Matt N, Lee, or Jordan could drink so much alcohol. Bad idea they had for I’m sooo going to use it to my advantage. And I will enjoy it. Especially with Jordan.
What? The bastard has it coming! I feel a soft buzz coming from my back pocket. I pull my phone out and check my notifications. Johnnie texted me saying he’s here. Oh? And that he brought friends. This might prove to be interesting. I walk downstairs and open the door. I talk to them explaining that if they don’t do exactly as I say, they’ll regret it if this shit blows up in my face. They gulp even Johnnie even though it wasn’t directed at him.
They furiously nod their heads and gulp. I snicker at them and their nervousness. I whisper in Johnnie’s ear my plan. Soon, he has a shit eating grin on his face. I pull away and he nods.
“It will be perfect.”
“I know. Why else do think I would have said it?” Johnnie just shrugs as he blushes. I chuckle and reach up. I ruffle his hair and he jerks his head away.
“Hey! No messing up my hair!” He pouts. Damon, Jason and I just snicker at his expression. He huffs and flips us off. I smile.
“Anyway people! Get your asses inside and help e with this shit! If not, then get the fuck.” I say as I turn around and go inside. I look back to see their mouths gaping open. I just shake my head and continue walking.
*****************Johnnie’s POV*****************
Damon and Jason whistle. “Damn man, I really like her!” Damon says as he bounds after her. A growl rises in my chest. I blink. The fuck was that? Well, anyway, he is soo not dating her. Imma protect her from Damon
*****************Jason’s POV*******************
Damon and I whistle. “Damn man, I really like her!” Damon says as he bounds after the poor girl. He’s probably going to hit on her. I shake my head. But hey, the bright side is that she’ll probably beat his ass down. Now that, I will have to see. Just between you and me, I agree with Damon. She’s fucking gorgeous! Don’t tell Johnnie though. I can tell he really likes Kathandria so I’m not going to step in or anything. I hear him growl in jealously and I chuckle silently.
“Johnnie, if you’re jealous, then go stop Damon and ask Kathandria out!” I urge him. He gives me a ‘what the hell are you talking about’ look. I shake my head.
“I don’t know what you mean.” He says. I look him in the eyes and see that’s he’s telling the truth. He doesn’t even know he likes her yet. I grin a Cheshire cat grin. Then I guess I’ll just have to help them out.
“Don’t worry Johnnie bro, Jason the Matchmaker is here!” I say excitedly as I grab him and drag him inside with me.
******************Damon’s POV******************
I run after Kathandria. Dear God is she beautiful. I think I’m going to ask her out. It doesn’t even bother me that she is so violent. I actually think it’s kind of adorable. I’m going to flirt with her first then ask her out.
“Kat wait up!” I say. I see her turn around with one eyebrow quirked.
“Yes?” Her soft, melodic voice asks. God, I love her voice. Ooh! I know! I’ll get her a puppy! That should work out! And she’ll give me a hug!!! Mmmh.
***************Kat’s POV****************
I hear Damon telling me to wait so I turn around and quirk an eyebrow at him. He smiles awkwardly and pants. “I-….whooo….I was just going to say that we…..we should wait for the others,” He says as he huffs and puffs. I think about it for a second before I give a short nod. Johnnie and Jason come running to us less than a minute later.
“Ready?” I ask as they catch up. They all nod. “Good. Come. Johnnie, you’re with me. We’re going to set Lee and Matt K. like their cuddling with Matt N. being like the side lover. Then we’re going to stage Jordan and Oliver like they just made love and now they’re cuddling and kissing each other and fell asleep like that.”
“How are you going to do that without waking them up?” I smile and shake a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand.
“How long have you been carrying that?” I feel asleep with it stashed in my pants yesterday. Anyway, I gave them each two pills yesterday. They just don’t know that.” I wink. “Anyway, they’re going to be out for a while. Oli might not though but that’s okay as long as we do what we’re going to do.” Johnnie nods.
“Wait, what about Jason and me?” Damon asks with childlike curiosity.
“I need you two to be the look outs. Just like little spies.” Damon squeals in glee.
“Yay! Come on Jason, let’s go!” Damon screeches as he drags Jason away with him. Poor Jason.
“Guilbear, come on!” I say as I drag him to Matt K.’s room. We pick him up and half carry and half drag his body to Lee’s room. I positon Matt K. with his arms wrapped around Lee’s shoulders and his face nuzzled into Lee’s neck. We get Matt N. and then position him to be wrapped around both in a lover’s embrace. I snicker and take a couple pictures of them. I’m soo going to post these on IG and other shit later.
We do the same with Jordan. Except I make sure to drag his ass and slam his head into the wall a couple of times. Yeah, I hold grudges. Johnnie looks at me and I blink innocently. He just smiles and shakes his head.
I wrap Jordan’s arms around Oli’s waist and turn them over so they’re laying on their sides. I then position one of Jordan’s legs so that it’s wrapped around Oli’s hips and their lower halves are pulled flush against each other. I place Oli’s hand on Jordan’s cheek in what appears to be a loving caress. Finally, I shove their heads together so that they are kissing each other in their sleep. I hear Jordan moan something and move his lips against Oli’s. I stifle a giggle. I sooo have to video this! I start videoing it and try not to laugh my as off. Jordan rolls them over and starts grinding against Oli and Oli moans. I hear Jordan say, “Oh you like that baby? Want some more?” as he grinds against Oli. Jordan stops and snuggles into Oli and hugs him tight to his body. This all happened in a short period of time.
I take a good many pictures of them. We run out of Oli’s room and into my room where we laugh our asses off. God, that was priceless! I shift through the picture I took and pick out the perfect ones. I post the two or three pictures of Lee, Matt Kean, and Matt Nicholas on IG first. I put cute little captions on each. I tag them in it to. Then I post the video of Oli and Jordan on IG with the caption: Love birds and some other shit on it. I giggle as it instantly gets lots of likes. Hey, when it involves band members that happens. I post the other picture on IG with some other captions and I tag the whole band in them.
****************Oli’s POV*******************
I feel something pressed against me and I moan. My eyes flutter as I feel someone kiss my neck. Shivers are sent down my spine. I open my eyes expecting to see a girl. Wait, I didn’t sleep with anyone last night, Hell, I haven’t even had a girlfriend yet. But no one knows that. I feel something warm engulf my cock. I open my eyes. I scream a girly high pitched scream when I see Jordan’s face right above my erect cock with it in his mouth. I push him off and jump out of bed. Jordan opens his eyes and looks around.
“WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING SUCKING MY COCK?! NO BETTER YET, WHY IN THE HELL WERE YOU IN M BED WITH ME?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“I DON’T KNOW MAN! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT! BESIDES THIS IS MY ROOM. WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?”
“LOOK AROUND YOU! YOU’LL SEE THIS IS MY ROOM, NOT YOURS. THEREFORE, AGAIN I ASK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!”
“I DON’T KNOW! I BET THIS IS SOMEHOW THAT LITTLE BITCH’S FAULT!”
“JORDAN, YOU BETTER NOT BE CALLING MY DAUGHTER A LITTLE BITCH ASSHOLE!” I snarl into his face.
“And what if I am?” I smile and punch him right in the jaw. He goes down
“Ow.”
“That’s good for your ass.” I pull my pants back up. I hadn’t even noticed that my pants and everything were still down. Yikes.
“Come on. We’re going downstairs.” Jordan follows me downstairs. I see Kat and her friends are here. When I see the shit eating grins on their faces, I begin to wonder if they are the reason Jordan was in my bed and was molesting me. I shiver. Bad image and a horrible experience. I need to take a shower after this. Bad.
“Kat, did you put us in the same bed?” She looks up, startled. She nods and looks down. I go to say something but Jordan cuts me off.
“WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! IT WASN’T FUNNY YOU LITTLE BITCH!” He screams at her. She lowers her head. “LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!” Jordan slaps her hard across the face. He reels back looking shocked and ghostly pale. I’m too stunned to move. Kat kicks Jordan as hard as she could in his balls and runs away. She slams her bedroom door.
********************Kat’s POV****************
Jordan screams at me. Silent tears fall down my face. He screams at me to look up at him and when I do, he slaps the crap out pf me. My head snaps to the side as my hand flies to cup me poor cheek. It’s my father all over again. I cry more. He reels back and looks shocked at what he did. I get up and kick him as hard as I possibly can in his crotch and he cries out. I run up to my room with tears falling down my face. I wish I had never been adopted.

Notes

Oooooh. Jordan hit the shit out of Kat.
Kat's pissed at Jordan. She wishes Oli had never adopted her.
What is she going to do?
What is Oli going to do?
Did Matt K., Matt N., and Lee wake up yet?
Did they hear everything.
What will Johnnie and the other youtubers do?