*******************Oli's POV*********************
I grin as I see Ronnie walk in. He always does that. "So, you ready to fuck with them?"
"Of course man. Why would I have told you to come over otherwise?"
"True." Ronnie says as we begin to think of ways to embarrass our children.
*******************Kat's POV*********************
I slowly blink my eyes open. I try to stretch but I'm caged in by a pair of arms. I look up and blush when I see Johnnie's slumbering face. You know, he's super adorable when he's sleeping. he looks like a little kitten with the way his lips pout. I giggle. Johnnie's eyes flutter open and he smiles down sleepily at me. He kisses my forehead.
"Good whatever it is beautiful." I blush. I don't think he realized what he even said. he brain must still be addled with sleep. Oh well.
"Same to you. By the way, you might want to check your hair out. It's puffing up everywhere."
"No, really?" Johnnie whines. I just laugh.
"Yes. If you let me go, I'll brush it for you." His eyes light up and he nods as he releases me. I laugh more. He looks like a little child in a candy store.
"Yes! I hate brushing my hair. It's such a hassle." I snort at Johnnie. i grab my brush and push Johnnie off the bed. He yelps and looks at me as he rubs his ass. I giggle.
"What? I'm fucking short! You're tall!" He grumbles something. I scoot all the way to the end of my bed and spread my legs wide enough for Johnnie's shoulders to fit. "Johnnie, scoot back until your back touches my bed. You're hair looks like a pom pom." I tease him. He huffs and folds his arms as he does what I asked him to do. I giggle at his childish antics and begin to lightly brush his hair from the ends. Oh my Jesus, it's so soft. "Johnnie, I claim your head/hair as my fluffy. It is now mine." I say as I squish his head into my chest. Why can't my hair be this fucking soft? Like seriously, what does the boy use?! He just chuckles as a slight pink tinges his cheeks. I hear him moan. I raise an eyebrow at that. I decide to ask him about it after I'm done. I finish brushing his hair in less than five minutes.
"Thanks Kat. Now let me brush your hair." I try to protest but he won't take no for an answer.
*******************Johnnie's POV*********************
I blush as Kat pulls my head back into her chest. I hope she doesn't notice. Oh wow, having someone else brush your hair feels so amazing! It's like....indescribable. I have to concentrate on not moaning. A moan slips out nonetheless. Shit. My cheeks burn bright red.
I tell Kat to lean back against her bed. We switched positions. She does. Her hair is extremely long. I begin brushing her hair. Ronnie and Oli burst in. Oh sit.
*******************Oli's POV*********************
I hear someone moan from my daughter's room. OH HELL NO! NO ONE"S DEFILING MY VIRGIN DAUGHTER!!!! I grab Ronnie's arm and drag him after me. I bust into my daughter's room.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! NO ONE'S GOING TO BE DEFILING MY BABY GIRL ANYTIME SOON!!!!!" I scream.
"SEE OLI!!!! I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD BUY THEM CONDOMS!! And quite possibly a hotel or motel room..." Ronnie trails of. I spin around.
"THE HELL RONNIE?! SHE'S ONLY FOURTEEN FOR FUCK'S SAKE! SHE ISN'T GOING TO HAVE SEX FOR A LONG TIME!!!!!!! SO NOOOOO. THEY DON'T NEED ANY GOD DAMN CONDOMS AND THEY DEFINITELY DON'T NEED A GOD DAMN HOTEL/MOTEL ROOM!" I shout at his face.
"Hey! It's better that they have condoms if they're going to have sex You know that 1+1=3 without a condom right?" Ronnie says innocently. My face somehow reddens and pales at the same time.
"OH HELL NO! I'M NOT READY TO BE A GRANDFATHER! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE A GRANDFATHER! I'M ONLY 25!!!!!" I scream as I begin to yank on my hair.
*******************Kat's POV*********************
My face pales as soon as I hear what Oli screams. I hide my face in Johnnie's chest. Why? Why me? I whimper. Johnnie awkwardly pats/rubs my back. "I'm sooo sorry this is happening." Johnnie just chuckles awkwardly.
"You're sorry? I'm the one who moan because it felt so amazing to have someone brushing my hair. It's my fault this is happening."
"Then it's also my fault because I was brushing your hair." I say. He just shakes his head.
"Fine."
"What do you think we should do?"
"Um..sneak out?" I nod. We try to sneak out but Oli sees us.
"OH HELL NO. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GO DEFILING MY BABY ANYWHERE IN THIS HOUSE, STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!" Oli yells. Shit. I gulp and hide behind Johnnie.
"Oli stop! can't you see you're scaring Kathandria?! She's trembling like a fucking leaf in a hurricane!" Johnnie says as he wraps his arms around my shoulders and hods me tightly to his chest. I stare fearfully back at Oli. Oli immediately stops and looks at me. he notices the tears in my eyes and quickly apologizes. Johnnie explained why he moaned and Oli blushes really brightly. I giggle at the color of Oli's face.
"Shit, I'm soooooooo sorry Kat. I didn't know!"
"It's okay Oli. You were only trying to protect your baby girl." I giggle at Oli. He smiles sheepishly and rubs the back of his neck as he blushes. I check my IG. I see I'm tagged in something. My jaw drops and I glare at Oli. He grins and laughs a little. It is an adorable picture but still! I show it to Johnnie who blushes and hides his face in my hair.
"You okay Johnnie?" He nods into my hair, embarrassed. I giggle.
My phone starts ringing playing BITCH ALERT BITCH ALERT. I quirk an eyebrow. I grab my phone and answer it. My blood runs cold and I pale as I hear the voice on the other line.
"I always knew you were a whore. You're coming back home Kathandria whether you want to or not. You can not escape us."

Notes

I died while writing this. 1048 words.