“Keira, what are you doing here? I thought your flight didn’t land until, like, now.”

“I lied, silly! Why are you hiding something from me? Maybe, like a surprise party... Where are the guys hiding then?”

“There’s no-“

“Don’t worry, I can act surprised when they come.”

“Keira. There’s no surprise party.”

“God, babe, why didn’t you just say?” Before either Alan or I could even greet her, she had her body attached to Austin’s, her surgical lips clung onto his. Well, this is awkward. Alan nudged my arm, trying to contain his laughter. To be honest, it was quite funny that she thought we would actually throw a surprise party for her; no one likes her but Austin. It’s hilarious. Plus, she flirts with literally everyone with a dick, and hates anyone that looks in Austin’s direction. Of course, she despises me.

“Hey, Keira.” Alan grinned, turning her attention from Austin to me and him.

“Alan! Oh, and Nelly. Sorry, I didn’t see you guys there,” Pulling Alan into a hug, she mumbled. Alan was still shirtless since he had just given me his shirt, which probably had attracted Keira to him. “Why are you shirtless, Alan...?”

“Just looking for a shirt to wear, needed Nel’s assistance.” Thankfully, Alan spoke. If she knew I showered here, she would try and rip out ever strand of hair on my head. She’s that psychotic.

“Ya’know what? I should get going, Levi probably needs some help.” I trailed off; slinging the drawstring bag that had my previous clothes in over my shoulder.

“Wait, stay. I need a cuddle buddy while these guys suck face.” Alan insisted, earning a glare from Austin. Probably just embarrassed at the idea, but hey, it seems to be the only thing they do.

“Fine, I just gotta’ drop this at my bus.” Both the guys nodded, Keira eyeing me over. Was I bothered? Hell no. The bitch could stare all she wanted; you won’t see me giving a fuck.

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“Mckenzie’s kinda’ cute,”

“What?”

“You can’t deny it, Alan.”

“Dude, Paul is way hotter than Mckenzie. Even Tom’s hotter.”

“Okay, Paul’s hot, but Tom? No way.” I couldn’t help but laugh at our ridiculous disagreement on who was the cutest from 500 Days of Summer. Alan and I insisted on watching it, but Keira wasn’t a fan and hogged the back lounge with Austin watching Legally Blonde. It was hilarious, even from Alan’s bunk; we could hear Austin’s groans with every word.

“How long is the bimbo staying for?”

“The whole tour, can I just move into your bus. Please?”

“Yeah, ‘cause I need another guy to live with. Just man up, it can’t be that bad.”

“You wanna’ bet?” Alan started, before poking his head out of his bunk, “Hey, Austin! You wanna’ go to Ahren’s party later?”

“Yea-“

“What?! No, you aren’t going, end of. Alan can go by himself; he’s not your girlfriend, so stop spending so much time with him!” By the end, I was dying of laughter.

“Which jerk stole Nel from me?!” Tay shouted, barging onto the bus. For a small, innocent looking woman, she was very feisty if needed.

“Can I help you?” Keira questioned, getting to Tay before I did.

“You’re not Nel, so no. Hey, Nel! C’mon, I gotta’ tell you something!”

“Is it that urgent?” I finally asked after getting to Tay.

“Yes, it is,” She hissed, “Let’s go.”

“Wait- Fuck! It’s to do with Jack, isn’t it?!” A blush formed among her cheeks, giving me my answer. For ages, I’ve been trying to set them up, but then the thing happened with Alex. But now, I’m just painfully good match maker.

“Shut up, let’s go!”

“Bye, guys.”

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“So, you guys up for coming to the party later?”

“Yep, Tay’s going with Jack.”

“Shut up!”

“It’s only Joel, calm down.”

“It’s fine; I’ll leave you girls to get ready or whatever. Bye!” Clothes were scattered everywhere on Tay’s bus, we had spent about an hour deciding on what Tay was going to wear. She said nothing slutty or too casual, which is completely understandable. She doesn’t want to be wearing the same shit Keira does.

“Look, put this on with a pair of jeans and boots. You’ll look great.” I said and handed her a Nirvana shirt with ripped jeans. She sighed and scurried into the bathroom as I started folding away some clothes.

“Thank you, thank you, thank you!” She squealed, hugging me from behind.
“It’s fine, now, we’re gonna’ be late.” I dragged her off the bus, and towards Ahren’s. We were greeted by various people, and once Jack found us, he stole Tay and I headed towards the drinks.

“Nel, you came!” Alan cheered, finishing his shot.

“You came by yourself then, Ashby?”

“Nah, Keira actually wanted to go.” We both chuckled ‘til a certain bimbo interrupted us.

“Nelly, what are you doing here?”

“Tay made me come,” Grabbing a beer, I answered. I was going to need more than one drink if I had to converse with her.

“Well, Austin-“

“SHIT, NEL. IT’S OUR SONG.” Denny screamed as Let’s Run Wild played from Ahren’s phone. Baring in mind he was already drunk, Denny started going even more insane than usual. It was definitely a hilarious scene.

“Wait, this is your band?” Keira asked.

“Uh, yeah.”

“God, this is terrible. The dude can’t even sing,”

“Excuse me?”

“I said, he can’t sing. I could do a better job.”

“Seriously? Go on then, let’s see you sing.” Keira looked at Alan and then to me, but my glare was just filled with annoyance.

“I will, I bet I could even play the drums better than you ever could.”

“Keira, don’t.” Alan interrupted.

“Don’t what? I’m just saying the truth, c’mon this sucks.”

“What sucks?”

“Tame your girlfriend, Austin.” Austin gave Alan a look of confusion before Keira opened her mouth once again.

“Can someone please change this shit, it’s giving me a headache it’s that bad. And seriously, none of them are even talented.”

“Nel-“

“Ya’know what, Keira? You want facts, hmm? No one gives a shit about your opinion. You and those balloons on your chest, are irrelevant. You can keep on insulting my best friends, but everyone here knows a fucking caterpillar is more talented than you’ll ever be. Don’t even get me started on your lack of brain cells.” She stood there, astonished and not even able to think of a comeback. I was so done with her shit, everyone was getting tired of it, just no one had the balls to say it to her face.

Notes

I'M SORRY, I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN LIKE FOREVER. I was just, eh. Okay, well this chapter sucked liked the rest and Keria's a bitch. XD I hope you all liked it, I'm literally just listening to Slipknot while doing this.
Nel's Outfit.
- Hen.