First of all that's not my real name. My real name is......how do you say......extraordinary for the human mind to handle so, to save humanity from themselves I took the first two letters of my first name and the last two letters of my last name to spell
"SAKA!! Hey you awake back there?" Ryker yelled interrupting my thoughts.
"What?" I asked.
"I asked if you wanted to get dropped off first?"
"You did?"
"Ya." Put in Cymon
"Sure it'll be fun." Smiled Ryker and Cymon floored it. "Do you really need to go so fast?" Asked Ry.
"Trust me where we're going we need to be fast." Said Cy.
"Aaaaaannnnnddd where are we going exactly?"
"My house!!" I yelled. "It's in the swamp just past the post office.
"You live in the swamp?!" Ry asked with her mouth hanging open.
"Ya...." I answered. Cymon laughed.
"You should've seen it." He said. "It took my parents a year before they finally excepted her."
<^> flash back <^>
I had just got here and only had one friend, Cymon. I guess it was customary to bring new friends of yours to meet your parents.
"Honey... Who's your friend?" Said Cymon's mom trying to be polite.
"Mom this is Saka, Saka this i-" he was cut off by a loud boom followed shortly by flaming vegetables, fruit, flowers, trees and other plants falling from the sky.
"So that's where I left it, I knew I was forgetting something." I said. Cy's mom had me arrested for destruction of property. Cymon bailed me out with 0.000000000167895% of his allowance, which is about fifteen thousand dollars.
"Hey!" Yelled Ryker as she bifibilled her hand in my face.
"What?"
"Whatcha thinkin?"
"About the time I blew up Cymon's garden."
Ryker leaned over to Cymon and got all up in his face.
"She Blew Up Your Garden?!?!" She yelled. Cymon lost control of the car and we hit a tree. We were all alive, thank god, but the car wasn't. The doors were stuck shut. I unbuckled, laid on my back, and like a kangaroo I kicked the window. It shattered like ice under the force. We all climbed out with Cymon whining.
"My parents are gonna kill me." Whined Cymon.
"Forget the car, we're in a swamp! Shut up and watch for gators!"
"My caaar! My pooooor caar!"
"I saw something move in the water!"
"Caar!"
"Gators!"
"Car!"
"Gators!"
"Shut up!" I yelled having gotten annoyed. "Your parents will by you a new car, super rich remember. As for you the gators are nice so shut it." I turned and started walking. Ryker was silent while Cymon inevitably said "the sass!" We reached the middle of the swamp. I pushed through a bush.
"Whoa!" Exclaimed Ryker just above a whisper. Before us stood a wooden cabin being held ten feet off the ground by rust metal stilts. It was surrounded by rusty old cars, tanks, gears, and other metal objects. We walked toward the front steps. Cymon and I kept walking.
"Wait, where are you going? Isn't this your house?" Ry asked.
"Nope! That's my decoy house." I said still walking. She looked confused but followed anyways. I led them to one of the fun down cars, the rusty blue with no wheels to be exact. I lifted the hood and Ryker's jaw dropped. She could catch flys. I walked down the metal stairs and flicked on the lights.
"Welcome home." I said.

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