"As part of our Halloween special, we've got two guests who also happen to be two of our favourite people. Avery Carter and Austin Carlile everyone!" Alex said.
"Hi." I said.
"Hi." Austin repeated, mocking me.
"Va te faire." I smiled sweetly at him.
"What does that mean?" He asked.
"Fuck you." I replied.
"Avery here is a model and a photographer. We hired her to take pictures of me twerking on stage." Jack said.
"Avery's here to take selfies with us and we have Austin from Of Mice & Men. Do you two know why you're here?" Alex asked.
"No fucking idea." I shrugged.
"I don't think the strange dynamic of your relationship is well known. Avery and Austin have hated each other since they first laid eyes on each other. All they do is fight. Isn't that right?" Alex continued.
"She calls me 'Asshole Carlile'." Austin said.
"It fits." I smiled wryly.
"Let's start with some quick fire questions for Avery. How old are you?"
"23."
"Where are you from?"
"I'm French but lived in Italy when I was growing up."
"Ideal man?"
"Tall with tattoos."
"So it's safe to say Austin Carlile is your ideal man?"
"If you consider me lighting you on fire safe."
"Favourite song at the moment?"
"Late Nights In My Car by Real Friends."
"Tea or coffee?"
"Tea."
"Favourite store to shop at?"
"Urban Outfitters or Topshop."
"That went well, I think." Jack said. "Are you two excited for Halloween?"
"I'm going to be Jack Barakat for Halloween." I said.
"I'm going to be Alex Gaskarth." Austin said.
"Very funny. Won't you have to tolerate each other for one night then?" Alex asked.
"For the sake of making fun of you two, I think." Austin said.
"We can have a truce for one night, yeah?" I smiled.
"This should be interesting." Among other things.

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